| Written
by DAVID KEYES
January
7, 2000
THE BEST
MOVIES OF 1999:
1 - Eyes
Wide Shut
When I saw Stanley Kubrick's "Eyes Wide Shut" last summer, I knew
I was witnessing not only the last film of a great director's career,
but one of the greatest. Every year has its share of ups and downs
cinematically, but one significant event that accommodates each
is the arrival of a flawless, stirring, unique and haunting masterpiece.
After the lights went up on this one, I knew instantly nothing in
the remaining year could surpass it.
Kubrick was one of those directors who treated films like paintings,
carefully crafting them so that any noticeable flaw could be immediately
covered over. His death this early last spring was a sad time for
the cinema--t signified the passing of not just a filmmaker, but
of an era in moviemaking.
The last of his projects, "Eyes Wide Shut," got its release last
summer to extreme anticipation. Despite it losing over two-thirds
of its audience in a second week of release, however, the movie
was one worth seeing twice, a film so carefully crafted and imagined
that it proved Kubrick's work was unlike anybody else's. It revolved
around a marriage between real-life husband and wife Tom Cruise
and Nicole Kidman, which is steady but rocked to life when wife,
a female with urges to make men jealous, tells husband of a fantasy
she had involving another man. Cruise, in anger and confusion, scours
the streets of his city in search of himself. Can he find it in
another person? Or will this sexual underworld that he falls through
forever scar his masculine ego?
Will the movie be remembered during Oscar time? Don't count on it—the
award season so far has been dominated by the late-fall/early-winter
projects such as Sam Mendes' "American Beauty" and Michael Mann's
"The Insider." Rest assured, no one can go wrong with either of
those films—still nothing, not even the closest competition "Sleepy
Hollow," could withstand the significant brilliance that "Eyes Wide
Shut" enthralls on its viewer.
2 - Sleepy Hollow
If Best Picture awards were warranted to movies simply because of
they successfully revised classic literature, then "Sleepy Hollow"
would be an immediate shoe-in. Director Tim Burton's energetic vision,
which is dark and foreboding as much as it is intriguing, took a
Washington Irving story and transformed it into a tense, but unpredictable,
murder mystery, with performers such as Johnny Depp and Christina
Ricci filling the roles.
Movies have already foretold of the clichéd legend of Sleepy Hollow's
Headless Horseman, so Burton's adaptation is not about carrying
on in that tradition, nor is it an attempt to make a quick buck
off of people with an interest in hammer horror films. What lies
beneath striking imagery (which can be compared to images in silent
Germanic Expressionism) is a plot containing complex drama and lacking
all the obvious formula trappings that bury most horror films nowadays.
Like the Tree of the Dead displayed in one of the film's shots,
"Sleepy Hollow" slices open the possibilities, and bleeds out the
celluloid that has been hidden from us for far too long.
The technical specifications are the immediate standout; Emmanuele
Lubezki's cinematography is stunningly done, shot with enough energy
to draw its strength from set designs, an eerie mood, murky undertones,
and artistic depth in almost in every single frame (there is one
great shot in which fog reaches out from a marsh and kills the light
within torches). All of this, piled above narrative strength and
dramatic rushes, gives us the most detailed and stunning horror
film in the past few years. Perhaps "Sleepy Hollow" is the reason
why Tim Burton was destined to make movies.
3 - The Matrix
The Wachowski brothers' vision of virtual urban societies and computer
generated cities was by far one of the most impressive displays
of action and intrigue ever made. Visually charged and thematically
driven, the movie centered on the tale of a chosen liberator, who
was told by his peers that the Matrix had been "pulled over your
eyes to blind you from the truth." In order to fight back to regain
their world from technology and artificial intelligence, he became
involved in shoot-outs, violent confrontations, assaults and unique
plot twists, most of which were savored by gigantic sci-fi fans,
and were later criticized by the media for being a potential cause
of the Littleton, Colorado school tragedy.
Not that any of those accusations dwarfed the movie's popularity.
This is an expression of raw power and energy, focusing on the targeted
plot twists with absolute fascination, and painting them with intelligent
and dazzling special effects. It is much like "Dark City," but borrows
all the elements from that film at a high display of potency. It
may very well be the freshest and most invigorating take on science
fiction since "2001: A Space Odyssey."
4 - The Insider
Russel Crowe may have been one of the greatest assets in Michael
Mann's persuasive take on a "60 Minutes" scandal, but that shouldn't
distract the attention from his script, which is by far one of the
smartest essays on the tobacco industry ever devised. Whereas most
screenplays would mull over detail after detail in the given subject,
this script draws its strength from the actors by placing them into
dark corners and forcing them to fight back. It is with this virtue
that the realism reaches out to the audience; we know that cigarettes
kill people, and seeing "The Insider" and its lifelike characterizations
reminds us that the smokers tend to suffer long before fate settles
in.
The actors are superbly influenced by the material—Russel Crowe,
Al Pacino and Christopher Plummer are each deserving of Academy
Award nominations. In a year filled with good films but lackluster
acting roles, "The Insider" presents not only well-written and directed
substance, but significant casting and flawless portrayals.
5 - The Talented Mr. Ripley
This material has Oscar buzz written all over it, and with good
reason—one of the first thrillers since Hitchcock's works in which
the fascination of the villain wins our trust, this is an eerie
and well-conceived adaptation of the classic novels by Patricia
Highsmith. Anthony Minghella is a forced to be reckoned with behind
the camera here, applying all the necessary touches to ensure the
audience's immediate appreciation for the film's foe (not to mention
all the necessary anger on his opposing forces). It's amazing how
far Minghella has come between this film, and his last, "The English
Patient."
The character, Ripley himself, is played by Matt Damon in one of
the year's most daring male roles. He is also accompanied three
great stars, too: Gwyneth Paltrow as Marge Sherwood, Jude Law as
Dickie Greenleaf, and Cate Blanchett as Meredith Logue, who play
three acquaintances that Ripley must learn to tame with his psychological
manipulation. Seldom has there been such a vibrant, ambitious cast
assembled throughout the year, and their performances are carried
by passionate directing, strong writing, and brilliant editing.
Rest assured, the words "Academy Award" will be on everyone's lips
for this film when it comes time to reveal nominations.
6 - An Ideal Husband
Oscar Wilde is considered the William Shakespeare of the 19th century,
and, like his fellow bard, is still getting work in Hollywood almost
a hundred years after his death. The fact that Wilde was responsible
for creating stage productions that were not bound by the times
seems to be the immediate cinematic hook; thus, it should come to
no surprise as to why "An Ideal Husband" succeeds in a contemporary
setting, or in any other chosen time period.
Rupert Everett, Minnie Driver, Julianne Moore and Cate Blanchett
are among the most elite actors working in Hollywood today, and
when they relish in Wilde's witty parley, our feet feel the urge
to leap from the floor, and our hands want to break out in thunderous
applause. Rupert Everett is another one of the year's strongest
Oscar contenders; unfortunately, since this brilliant and rather
faithful adaptation was released in early summer, don't count on
many nominations. The Academy prefers to embrace movies that are
still fresh in their minds.
7 - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut
Isn't it odd how the most satirically serious film of the year comes
from two filmmakers who've never taken a thing in their own lives
that seriously? Oh yes, I'm referring to those two infamous men
known as Trey Parker and Matt Stone, and of course, I'm referring
to their movie "South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut," which is a
brilliant, scathingly funny cartoon that will go down in history
as the most brutal attack against 1999's cinematic controversies.
Why is it necessary to enjoy such a lewd piece of trash? Perhaps
because, like certain trashy material, there is much to be explored
beneath the flat surface of the animation. Biting fingers of the
MPAA board and savoring the wounds, "South Park" challenges the
very stability of the association's film rating system (which, as
you may recall, broke an all-time low barrier this summer when it
tried to label taunting sexual acts in "Eyes Wide Shut" with an
NC-17, and gratuitous bloodcurdling violence in something like "8MM"
with a simple R rating). In addition, the movie offers an arrogant
slice of evidence in a case built against those who believe media
and cinema violence are being intimidated by teenagers who carry
guns into schools. No one can take this stuff that seriously; the
movie goes so far and pushes so many buttons that, even in the most
obvious coincidences, not one single image can be blamed for the
decisions made by humans. Life does not intimidate art, and here
is a movie that justifies those views.
8 - A Midsummer Night's Dream
Of the top ten best films of 1999, two of them belong to works by
famous bards: the first being Oscar Wilde's "An Ideal Husband,"
the second being William Shakespeare's "A Midsummer Night's Dream,"
which is a flawed play (no doubt) but taken to beautiful and surreal
heights in this movie adaptation.
In a story of pluck, magic, romance and comedy, four lovers lose
themselves in the woods, only to be brought together by mystical
spells formed by a group of fairies. Naturally, the spells get off
to a terrible start; one lover falls in love with the wrong woman,
the other man does the same, and so on; but the story is not simply
about one set of lovers. Instead, we are given several enchanting
subplots, including one where a fairy has been forced to fall in
love with a woodsman scarred by the head of a jack ass. All of these
stories are perceived well by Shakespeare's immortal imagination,
but unfortunately, it becomes hard to picture the sights around
them.
This film remedies that with colorful landscapes, stunning cinematography
and magical casting. In short, what we have is a movie that paints
beautiful portraits over already-established canvases.
9 - Men Cry Bullets
Would this list be complete without mentioning one underground film?
Not quite, especially considering that "Men Cry Bullets" may very
well be one of the most powerful in years. Behind bizarre characters
and a rather elusive style lies a story that echoes throughout time,
in which men are perceived as abusers and women as the abused, when
in fact there can be a time when tables have turned.
And the movie never missteps on the theme's boundaries, offering
brutal images and revealing moments to accommodate the development
of characters and story. "Men Cry Bullets" is the "Pulp Fiction"
of underground filming; it challenges a movie formula, but manages
to get away with just about anything.
10 - eXistenZ
Like the pairing of Shakespeare and Wilde on my list for the best
of 1999, one would not be complete without mention of a second virtual
reality project.
In a year filled with massive upheaval for science fiction, David
Cronenberg's "eXistenZ" was essentially "The Matrix" with a more
toned but fascinating edge; the first is a better film, but not
as willing to stretch the limits when questioning the basis of what
we perceive as "reality." The movie's style and approach were all
in the traditional Cronenberg trademark--bizarre but intriguing,
hard-edged but spellbinding, daring but effective.
Unfortunately for the topnotch cast and crew credits, the film received
little attention at the time of its release (probably because it
was overshadowed by "The Matrix"s popularity). Now that it has been
welcomed with solid sales on video and DVD, one has the opportunity
of rushing out to purchase a copy. Haunting images, fascinating
perceptions, and solid acting await...
Although
the list only has ten films, this should not force one to overlook
many of the year's other great achievements. The next best ten, in
order of rank, are:
"Mystery Men," a zany, hilarious satire on the media obsession
with radical super heroes; "American Beauty," a dramatically
flawless creation in which fathers rebel, daughters fall in love,
sons masquerade as good school boys, and mothers are free to explore
their sexual desires; "Tarzan," Disney's ambitious retelling
of the famous story; "Deep Blue Sea," the most unpredictably
exciting blockbuster of the summer; "Toy Story 2," a PIXAR
sequel that far surpasses the original in design and content; "Being
John Malkovich," a relentlessly inventive adventure with twists
and turns at every angle; "Three Kings," a nail-biting post-Desert
Storm tale about people who take risks for the benefit of saving lives;
"Summer Of Sam," a fascinating look at the summer of 1977 in
the Bronx, and the people who lived in fear of the .44 caliber killer;
"Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace," the best of the
"Star Wars" films and by far the most breathtaking; and "Ravenous,"
a fast-paced and savory blend of horror, comedy, blood and frigid
scenarios.
In a year loaded with terrific achievements, I also praise: "200
Cigarettes," "American Pie," "At First Sight," "The Blair Witch Project,"
"Flawless," "Home Page," "The Iron Giant," "The Messenger: The Story
Of Joan Of Arc," "The Mummy," "Music Of The Heart," "Princess Mononoke,"
"Stigmata," and "The Thirteenth Floor." THE
WORST MOVIES OF 1999: 1
- Baby Geniuses
When "Baby Geniuses" opened up to some slightly positive ticket
sales, critics began questioning the existence of God. And indeed,
they had every reason to do so; like an Antichrist rising from the
depths of Hollywood's most warped minds, here is the true evil of
all 1999 movies, the one film that manages to look us into the face
and dare ask, "are you stupider than infants?"
Rather than having the decency to keep kids' mouths shut so they
can talk mentally (like in the "Look Who's Talking" pictures), these
filmmakers incorporated horrible facial effects into the setup,
in which children stare at the adults and begin talking as if they
are baby Einsteins. Judging by the ugliness and ineptitude of the
setup, the babies are smarter than the people behind the camera.
Ever hear the expression "critics see the movies so you don't have
to?" Perhaps that should be this travesty's tagline: films like
"Baby Geniuses" are the cause of violent outbursts in theaters packed
with impatient viewers waiting to laugh.
2 - Detroit Rock City
Hair band admiration surely won't permit a viewer to find much to
laugh about at "Detroit Rock City," if anything at all. Supposedly
a comedy, this lousy and insipid story about friends who set out
for a KISS concert in Detroit moves as slow as cars on a highway
during rush hour, and is sometimes so dead that not even the idiocy
of the characterizations can pump it back to life. Avoid this thing
like it were a fatal disease.
3 - Wild Wild West
Will Smith struck an all-time low this summer (and that's saying
something, especially with two horrible movies already under his
belt) with "Wild Wild West," a comedy about outlaws who ride in
mechanical spiders and "cowboys" who, for some reason, fight them
with almost no assets. Every detail is depressing, from overblown
special effects to laughless comedy quips to wasted characters and,
finally, to negative stereotypes. People who are subject to this
thing best bring a barf bag along.
4 - Varsity Blues
The first movie I saw this year certainly wasn't a sign that the
remaining 12 months would bring much to enjoy; "Varsity Blues" is
a sports/high school/party movie that puts to rest every hatred
we may have generated for others; it is a loathsome, pretentious,
dumb, testosterone-driven mess with no decent writing, no decent
direction, and no laughs. The film doesn't even have the courage
to use clichés as an influence, and instead treats them like new
ideas.
5 - Bicentennial Man
Like the two years before 1999, Robin Williams rushed onto the movie
screen this winter with perhaps some of the most miscalculated material
ever captured on film. The first was "Flubber," a remake of "The
Absent Minded Professor," and the second was the infamous "Patch
Adams," which, despite bad reviews, went on to become one of the
most financially successful movies of 1998. But that road has taken
Williams directly to the worst stop of them all; "Bicentennial Man"
is the worst movie of his career, so utterly melodramatic and stupid
that not even fans of "Patch Adams" could appreciate. At least this
one failed financially.
6 - Wing Commander
Cheesy is the only word to describe this would-be space epic, starring
Freddie Prinze Jr. and Matthew Lillard as space marines fighting
a war against grotesque aliens created by special effects. Everything
looks artificially cluttered; even the space backgrounds, which
are plain to begin with, lack a shred of redeeming value.
7 - Life
Eddie Murphy and Martin Lawrence may have saw this idea on paper
and found it interesting, but some things are easier said than done.
A story of two men living their life out in prison, "Life" is as
laughless as it is boring, stupid as it is pointless, crummy as
it is bizarre. When the script has already been drained of life
by the actors, it resorts to progressing in years, until we get
a Lawrence and Murphy aged worse than Ray Charles. Perhaps prison
is not a bad idea after all for these people.
8 - Forces Of Nature
Have you ever had the feeling that actors are doing a movie simply
because they owe the director a debt? You get that kind of feeling
watching Ben Affleck and Sandra Bullock stumble in the romance/comedy
disaster "Forces Of Nature." How in the world did anyone see this
thing as a passable project when there is absolutely no chemistry
between the two stars? And who thought that the surprise ending
would come off as effective when the rest of the movie pushes in
the other direction? This is the kind of movie in which you are
permitted to ask questions and then the director dismisses them.
9 - Inspector Gadget
"Inspector Gadget" so infuriated me upon its release last year that
I had difficulty trying to put together a review on it. For the
sake of my own sanity, that effort was put aside; but that should
not be any kind of dismissal for this horrible product, which ejects
human intelligence and tries to make us fall for all of these incidents
as if they are lifelike. Computer wizardry is not even here, which
may be the film's saddest mystery; it was released under Disney's
name, who have spent massive dollar amounts for their animated features
in recent years. For any reason, shouldn't a film starring Rupert
Everett at least be good to look at?
10 - Bats
This is a prime example of attempting to cash in on the success
of creature features; after the genre experienced mild success in
mid-July last year with "Lake Placid" and "Deep Blue Sea," the idiotic
minds behind "Bats" took that dream too seriously and set out to
make a movie about creatures who look like inkblots with hidden
agendas from a distance (the editing of crows over school yards
in Hitchcock's "The Birds" looks more realistic"). But whereas those
two previous films offered new twists on old favorites, "Bats" didn't
dare further that success, and instead pushes the genre back into
the hole it has worked its way out of. More absurd than the "Jaws"
sequels and less enthralling than most films by Ed Wood, this is
a campy flick that will make people scared for all the wrong reasons.
Though
1999 was a great year for the movies, lots of bad ones still made
their way into the theaters. Here are the running-up ten, in descending
order:
"Teaching Mrs. Tingle," a pompous and often ridiculous horror-comedy
about cruel teachers who are taught lessons by their stupid students;
"The Bachelor," a comedy with a plot as absurd as costar Mariah
Carey's own music talent; "Love Stinks," which deserves to
be re-titled "This Stinks"; "Analyze This," a mob comedy that
takes two stars and puts them into roles that are just about as funny
as root canals; "Outside Providence," the most miscalculated
comedy of the Farrely brothers' career; "My Favorite Martian,"
which adapts a television series so accurately that even the stupidity
of the concept shines through; "For Love Of The Game," an inept
and pointless drama which pits Kevin Costner against a script that
is essentially "Field Of Dreams Part 2"; "Instinct," a wretched
production that combines cliches and thinks the audience is stupid
enough not to recognize them; "The King And I," a creepy animated
film that lacks artistic freedom and a respectable plot; and "Office
Space," which proves that director Mike Judge was better off with
his "Beavis And Butthead" material.
This year, I also loathed: "Anna And The King," "Any Given Sunday,"
"Anywhere But Here," "Arlington Road," "Big Daddy," "Dogma," "Fight
Club" (yes, you read that correctly), "Jawbreaker," "The Love
Letter," "The Out-Of-Towners," "The Rage: Carrie 2," and "The
Thirteenth Warrior."
A special mention goes to "Zombie! Vs. Mardi Gras" and "Inbred
Rednecks," two video releases that pushed the envelope for cinematic
idiocy late last year. The first film is the worst ever made, and
the second falls somewhere in between "Bats" and "Teaching Mrs. Tingle"
as one of 1999's most laughably bad creations. ©
2000, David Keyes, Cinemaphile.org.
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