| Written
by DAVID KEYES
June 7,
2002
The June-to-August
period is usually the busiest of the year at the local multiplex,
but long lines and sold-out showings began popping up in during
the first weeks of May as studios decided to jump-start the season
of movie blockbusters by unleashing their endeavors before anyone
else had a chance to. This year, that theory expanded to include
the last weeks of April as wellUniversal's "The Scorpion
King" triggered a new wave of enthusiasm at theaters that has
only strengthened turnouts since. In fact, this last May was the
biggest record-breaker on history; in addition to groundbreaking
profits racked up by major blockbusters like "Spider-Man"
and "Star Wars Episode II - Attack of the Clones," the
month also saw the biggest overall turnout in history, in which
the top ten films at the box office ranked in over $200 million
a Friday-to-Sunday period, the most ever for one weekend.
With those
figures in mind, we turn our attention to the next three months
of theatrical releases, wondering if that kind of success can be
duplicated. The listing below emphasizes what are considered to
be the 15 most anticipated releases during this time, and although
they will not all collect the same kind of results commercially
or critically, they do represent the growing trend that has surfaced
at the cinema over the last few summersa diverse selection
for audiences to choose from.
Scooby-Doo
Few cartoons in the past have the kind of cult following that "Scooby-Doo"
does, and with good reason; at the height of its popularity, the
crime caper was the only of its kind, a whimsical and silly endeavor
that had no regrets in recycling plots and sight gags to the point
of bafflement (it should also be noted that the cartoon also boasted
a laugh track). Pushing for that kind of pure camp with this movie
adaptation of the famous toon mystery, director Raja Gosnell, who
helmed "Big Momma's House" and "Never Been Kissed,"
resorts to CGI gimmicks and quirky casting to bring the tongue-in-cheek
saga to hilarious life. While Sarah Michelle Gellar and fiancé
Freddie Prinze, Jr. take on the roles of Fred and Daphne, Matthew
Lilliard is the dog's best bud Shaggy. Scooby himself, meanwhile
is digitally rendered to bring out those cartoonish qualities that
made the original character so popular with the masses. Rated PG.
Opens June 14.
The Bourne
Identity
Writer Robert Ludlum's trilogy of books based around the concept
of an amnesiac mystery man named Jason Bourne have been in the movie
pipeline for quite a few years (in fact, this, the first film, was
even originally scheduled for release early last September). Now
"The Bourne Identity" is finally being unleashed on the
public, with Doug Liman ("Go," "Swingers") serving
as the series director, and Matt Damon stepping into the role of
the story's anti-hero. Early reports speculate that Damon was at
one point in conflict over deciding between this role, and the Mark
Wahlberg one in Tim Burton's "Planet of the Apes." Considering
the quality of that particular movie, just hope he made a good career
move. Rated PG-13. Opens June 14.
Windtalkers
Nicholas Cage heads the cast of this John Woo-directed World War
II epic, which revolves specifically around one single point: what
would have happened if the Japanese had the resources to break the
code used in top secret messages that were delivered between the
United States and its allies? Woo's action-oriented penchant is
set to play itself out on screen during a time period when action
was a necessity in order for soldiers to survive. The original release
date for this war-fueled drama was last November, but for obvious
reasons, it was pushed back. Rated R. Opens June 14.
Lilo &
Stitch
There is no doubt by now that you have seen the trailers for Disney's
newest animated feature, in which a little space creature that looks
like a cross between a gremlin and a Pokémon pops up in familiar
Disney films such as "Beauty and the Beast" and "Aladdin"
at the least-convenient moments. With hype that suggests the studio
is finally breaking free from its creative slump as far as standard
animated motion pictures are concerned, "Lilo & Stitch"
could breathe new life into a genre that has been sidelined by CGI-rendered
films in recent years. The apparent adolescent humor of the project,
of course, suggests that this may be more of a kid's movie rather
than a feast for the adults, so if you're looking for something
more mature from Disney, wait for "Treasure Planet" this
fall. Rated PG (only the third Disney cartoon in history to receive
higher than a G). Opens June 21.
Minority
Report
Spielberg's recent descent into bizarre sci-fi stories (as seen
with last year's "A.I.") takes the next turn with this
very highly anticipated screen adaptation of a famous Philip K.
Dick short story (a man who, incidentally, provided the outlines
for such hits as "Blade Runner" and "Total Recall").
Tom Cruise stars as a cop in the year 2080, when the United States
government has developed technology powerful enough to detect and
arrest people for crimes before they are even committed. Cruise's
character is a rookie in the newly-established pre-crime division,
but one whose life is turned inside-out when he is accused of an
illegal crime before it happens by someone within the force. Spielberg's
production values appear to be topnotch, and if the script is as
good as those of other Dick adaptations, this could easily be the
summer's best offering. Not yet rated. Opens June 21.
Men In Black
2
It's wasn't that much of a surprise that Sony Pictures wanted to
follow up their 1997 sci-fi comedy hit with a sequel; the only big
shocker is that it took five whole years for director Barry Sonnenfield
to commit himself to the project (in that space of time, he directed
"Wild Wild West" and "Big Trouble," two major
disappointments). The wait for this much-anticipated follow-up is
almost at an end, but fans of the original film no doubt still feel
frustrated, as very few details about the movie's premise have surfaced
so far. What has been given away in the trailers, however, seems
to be the cause for much excitement, and the returns of Will Smith
and Tommy Lee Jones no doubt help that. Rated PG-13. Opens July
3.
Reign of
Fire
Fantasy-based movie production is on a climb thanks to the success
of "Harry Potter" and "The Lord of the Rings,"
but early hype on this apocalyptic fable starring Matthew McConaughey
and Christian Bale suggests that the audience hasn't begun to see
what potential is in store for the genre. Set around an original
concept that has been in production stages for over a year, "Reign
of Fire" tells the story of a group of British refugees who
are sent out to destroy an abrupt arrival of dragons, who have been
hiding in the Earth for hundreds of years and now want to overthrow
humanity to reclaim the planet. This all may sound silly from a
simple description, but those who have seen the promotional footage
in TV spots or theatrical trailers will tell you otherwise. Not
yet rated. Opens July 12.
Eight-Legged
Freaks
Are you scared of spiders? How about ones the size of SUV's? If
the smallest part of you is in any way unnerved at the mere thought
provoked by these questions, then chances are you're the target
audience for "Eight-Legged Freaks," a film about gigantic
and mutated arachnids that looks like a throwback to the old 1950s
creature features. David Arquette takes top cast credit, while Ellory
Elkayem makes his directorial debut. The plot mentions something
about a toxic waste spill leading to these mutations, but will any
of that matter once you're in the theater? Rated PG-13. Opens July
12.
Halloween:
Resurrection
Whoever said the days of slasher franchises were long gone spoke
to soon; the eighth film of the infamous "Halloween" series
is now upon us. Subtitled "Resurrection," the movie supposedly
picks up where the last film, "Halloween: H20," left off
(although the ending to that film lead many to believe that this
series was all over and done with). The plot is the same old storyMichael
Meyers is an endless killing machine who picks off stupid people
as they walk into his trapsbut there could be some hidden
potential here; three years prior to this release, the official
Halloween website asked for the fans' input on what to do with the
next film (and sources suggest that some of the ideas that poured
in were taken literally). Not yet rated (but expect it to attain
an R). Opens July 19.
Austin Powers
in Goldmember
When trailers for the newest incarnation into the "Austin Powers"
saga surfaced in theaters earlier this year, there was immediate
uproar over at MGM studios, the home of the Bond franchise, which
were claiming that the title of the film infringed on that of the
Bond classic "Goldfinger." Though it seemed to be a shaky
claim, it almost meant tragedy for the release of the picture, as
courts sided with MGM's claims and ordered New Line Cinema to rethink
their strategy before it was released.Eventually, both studios reached
a compromise so that the title could stay as it was (the catch:
trailers for the next Bond film, "Die Another Day," must
be shown at the movie), and now, as planned, the release of the
third flick in the spy spoof series will go on. The cast reuinites
Seth Green and Mike Meyers, and other appearances are made by Beyonce
Knowles (of Destiny's Child) and Britney Spears. Rated PG-13. Opens
July 26
The Country
Bears
If you're familiar with the famous Disneyland attraction Country
Bear Jamboree, then you're going to know exactly what "The
Country Bears" is based on. Half live action and half computer
animation, the much-publicized release of this long-awaited mouse
house production tells a tale similar in structure to that of "Tarzan,"
in which an orphaned bear cub is taken in by a family of humans,
later finding out that his heritage originates from a popular Tennessee
establishment dubbed the Country Bear Hall. Hayley Joel Osment lends
his voice to a computer-generated creature, while actors like Daryl
Mitchell and Christopher Walken make flesh-and-blood appearances.
Rated G. Opens July 26.
Signs
If you're a fan of either "The Sixth Sense" or "Unbreakable,"
the two sleeper hits by director M. Nigh Shyamalan, then you're
already looking forward to his latest thriller "Signs,"
about the mysterious phenomenon known as crop circles in a rural
community that slowly unnerve (and unravel) the sanity of a Pennsylvania
farmer. Could this be another sleeper like the director's last two
endeavors? Time will tell. Mel Gibson stars, while Joaquin Phoenix
steps into a supporting role. Rated PG-13. Opens August 2.
Jackass:
The Movie
As if the MTV series of the same name didn't lower humanity's standards
enough with its gut-wrenching, shocking and downright dimwitted
stunts, this much talked about movie is said to drop the bar even
farther than anticipated. "Jackass: The Movie" reunites
the crazed lunatics of the now-defunct cable series for 90 minutes
of excruciating pain, as they perform deadly stunts that can result
in open wounds, broken bones, injured egos or just plain embarrassment
(depending on the severity of the action). It is recommended that
you take a pain pill before going into the theater for this one.
Not yet rated (although some sources suggest that the film will
be lucky to get by with an R). Opens August 9.
Spy Kids
2: The Island of Lost Dreams
The sequel to the biggest surprise success of 2001, a crime caper
about two charming kids who were sent on a mission to save their
super-spy parents from the threat of a detestable villain, may actually
turn out to be just as big as its predecessor, if not one of the
most successful releases of the summer. This time around, our adolescent
agents Carmen and Juni come face to face with another duo of spy
siblings, and the two sides may be the only hope for saving the
world against an evil scientist named Romeo (played by Steve Buscemi)
who runs the forbidden island of lost dreams. If the first film
is anything to go buy, then don't expect to miss this one. Not yet
rated (a PG is likely, though). Opens August 9.
XXX
No, this isn't some kind of porno flick; Triple X is actually the
nickname of the movie's main character, an extreme sports competitor
who is sent by the US government to disarm a major crime wave in
Russia before it becomes too powerful to contain. The movie reunites
director Rob Cohen and rising action star Vin Diesel, who both worked
on last year's blockbuster "The Fast and the Furious."
In true Cohen fashion, the movie has lots of fast vehicles and loud
explosions. Rated PG-13. Opens August 9.
Final
Word: As always, don't expect
all of these movies to be released on the exact dates mentioned.
Studios have been known to change their minds, even at the last
minute
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2002, David Keyes, Cinemaphile.org.
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