| Written
by DAVID KEYES
January
17, 2003
THE BEST
MOVIES OF 2002:
The task of
ranking the ten best movies of any year, most will gladly tell you,
represents the most difficult challenge in the career of a movie
journalist. As faithful messengers of the cinema, we spend 12 months
slogging our way through countless major theatrical releases, struggling
to uphold a degree of professionalism even during periods of bleak
outlook, only to have it all thrown back into our face in the final
weeks of the year before we have to start the process all over again.The
effort is sheer madness on many levels and utterly tiresome on others,
sometimes seeming rather pointless in the grand scheme of things.
But then again, how else could us writers bring closure to the past
before moving on into another pool of releases?
The end of
2001 was an especially troublesome time to forge a top ten best
list because it was one of the most lackluster motion picture years
of the recent past. Of my ten best films, only five of the included
could truly be called flawless works (and a year later, even
that sentiment can be argued). In fact, up until this last September,
it didn't appear as if 2002 would see any such improvement over
the last year either. These crucial last months, thankfully, broke
down the walls of mediocrity and unleashed a flood of brilliance,
resulting in not just a vast improvement over the previous year,
but probably a better one overall than the last five in general.
Very late releases
find themselves among the company of a few earlier ones in this
year's final list, but the scales were inarguably tipped in favor
of the latter half of the 12-month period overall.
1 - FRAILTY
This year's first major surprise remains one of the most unforgettable
cinematic experiences of the new millennium. Bill Paxton's tough,
heavy and twisted directorial debut captures a magnificent conceptual
weight like a great Stephen King story while it pulls the rug out
from underneath us, leaving the eyes disturbed at the mind enthralled
for every second leading up to the rousing jolt of a climax. As
a filmmaker, Paxton isn't just clever with the camera or the angle,
either; he is able to consistently draw very convincing performances
from his stars, most notably from Matthew O'Leary and Jerry Sumpter
as kids whose age and knowledge of the real world either clouds
or reveals the harsh truth about their father's lifestyle. And though
the movie's payoff isn't achieved by the means of a very complex
foundation, it nonetheless makes a permanent imprint in the mindenough,
apparently, to call it the single greatest movie achievement of
2002.
2 - BROTHERHOOD
OF THE WOLF (Les Pacte des Troups)
Trashy, flamboyant, visual and wildly entertaining, this genre-crossing
French film has the distinction of being one of the most rousing
and gratifying screen adventures we have seen in a long time. More
of a technical achievement than a narrative one, however, "Brotherhood
of the Wolf" seamlessly weaves cultures, images and ideas together
like a tourist collecting only the most valuable souvenirs on an
excursion across the globe. That's not to say the script itself
lacks any of the essential ingredients; in fact, the movie's plot
so energetically utilizes elements of "Sleepy Hollow"
and the "Beowulf" story that we nearly forget the sources
themselves in the process. Director Christophe Gans admits that
his initial attraction to the screenplay was how its characters
so effortlessly jumped off the pages; on screen, needless to say,
he duplicates that prospect not just with lively visuals, but thoughtful
and engrossing plot techniques as well. This is the kind of popcorn
entertainment even the great Hollywood blockbuster directors only
dream of making.
3 - THE
LORD OF THE RINGS: THE TWO TOWERS
It would be nearly impossible to imagine a top ten list without
the second chapter of the Middle-Earth saga placing somewhere within
it. "The Two Towers" follows its predecessor on a remarkably
independent note, refusing to be trapped by the "middle chapter"
curse that tends to interfere with most planned movie trilogies.
Not only is Peter Jackson's work here more involved and demanding
than that of "The Fellowship of the Ring," it is also
more stylized, structured and complex as well. The movie is even
gifted with new characters who manage to hold their own alongside
the already-familiar members of the cast. Consider the all-digital
creature Gollum, the decaying former host of the one ring who reluctantly
agrees to lead its current "masters" into Mordor where
it can be destroyed. Here is the single finest and most genuine
special effects creation we have ever seen, proving that the digital
age need not be plagued forever by things as grotesque as Jar Jar
Binks.
4 - THE
PIANIST
The Roman Polanski biopic was an inevitable project for a director
who can so closely relate to the source material, but who could
have thought his efforts would lead to perhaps the most amazing
achievement of his already-brilliant career? "The Pianist"
is a tale of tragedy that finds triumph at the end of the long winding
path, a moving and unabashed portrait of a Polish Jew who was torn
from his family when the Nazis invaded, brushed the face of death
on countless occasions, and yet somehow managed to find the strength
and courage to keep his pursuit for freedom going. The piano itself,
we see, remains his only source of light in the world crumbling
about him, and as the title character, Adrian Brody emerges in what
is without a doubt the most dimensional, touching and heartbreaking
performance of the year. In an age when certain forms of brilliance
can be seen coming from a mile away, here is a masterwork that slowly
sneaks up on you.
5 - MY BIG
FAT GREEK WEDDING
A casual look at any recent weekend box office tally will indicate
that this particular feature is still cranking out enough receipts
for a top 20 placing, growing ever-so-closer to the $250-million
mark in the process. Not bad for a movie that was made with less
than $10 million and was tossed into theaters early last summer
with minimal promotion! But what exactly keeps the moviegoers attracted
enough to endure repeat viewings? Simple: pure comedic delight.
When I finally cranked out a review for the film in December, I
called it one of the "best grinning movies of our time,"
and rightfully so. Seldom before has elaborate silliness and gusto
been pulled out with such a high pitch of energy, and even fewer
times has a film been as funny, as familiar, as charming and as
unforgettably delicious in the process as this one is. If you still
don't see the answer in front of you, see the movie again.
6 - ONE
HOUR PHOTO
No one knows what Robin Williams is truly capable of as an actor
unless they first see him in Mark Romanek's magnificent "One
Hour Photo," a fascinating and thoughtful character study about
a photo mat clerk whose knowledge of photography is overridden by
his veiled obsession with the family life of one of his customers.
Surprising even those of us who found his twisted turn in Christopher
Nolan's "Insomnia" satisfying, Williams cranks out what
may very well be his most award-worthy performance to date here,
playing a warped (but sympathetic) man named Sy Parrish who is shaped
not by anger or terror, but rather solitude and alienation. Romanek's
direction, meanwhile, finds a striking visual balance with Parrish's
desolate lifestyle, and the two emerge at the end like Hollywood
rejects who have been reborn in a bright flame of passion.
7 - MAX
The characters of first-time director Meyno Meyjes' thoughtful character
deconstruction often inform the audience (and each other) that the
greatest art is usually the unconventional stuff that dares to challenge
everything that came before it. Echoing that idea down to the last
drop of sweat, "Max" is a work of great difficulty that
dares to venture into territory most people wouldn't even consider
approaching. The movie courageously examines the persona of Adolf
Hitler, a being who, at one point in time, was merely an eccentric
and rambling young man whose well-known descent into anti-Semitism
was probably the product of forces completely out of humanity's
control. But will people easily accept the theory that the German
dictator was once a normal man? Of course not, and "Max"
depends on that sentiment to create its own wonderful sense of chaos.
The title character, a Jewish art dealer played by John Cusack,
is merely a clever ruse to get viewers interested in the subject
matter, however; the real star here is Noah Taylor, who undertakes
the Hitler role with such fearlessness and enthusiasm that he disappears
into the material like a genuine professional.
8 - ADAPTATION
This second Spike Jonze/Charlie Kaufman vehicle will have you giggling
in your seat from scene one. Nicholas Cage stars as the screenwriter
himself, whose perpetual (but seemingly common) periods of self-loathing
become further exercised when his superiors demand a screenplay
adapting the nonfiction novel "The Orchid Thief" by Susan
Orlean (Meryl Streep) into a major motion picture. Further complicating
matters, Charlie wants his work to be about flowersnot plots,
details or even history recaps, but just about flowers. Creatively
inter-cutting this artistic dilemma with another in which Susan
herself struggles to produce a coherent manuscript for the novel
months before its publish date, "Adaptation" strikes chords
of wisdom and invention on every plane it dares to tread, with the
orchid itself being the center of all their personal or professionally
struggles and triumphs. This brave and engaging movie makes you
glad to be a moviegoer in the first place.
9 - BOWLING
FOR COLUMBINE
Though the several antigun statements in this brutally honest and
fearless documentary don't quite translate to the success of the
genre's recent best"Collectors" and "The Endurance,"
to be specificits efforts will be studied religiously for
as long as the subject matter remains a relevant issue in society.
Fearlessly treading ground that so few have been able to do in the
wake of the major American catastrophesnot the least of which
is the Columbine school shooting, the primary focus of this endeavorfilmmaker
Michael Moore holds nothing back in his zealous (and sometimes intense)
effort to expose America's unhealthy obsession with violence. A
lot of the ideas and/or facts are common knowledge to most, yes,
but the movie gains its strength not just from facts; Moore's courageous
choreography of the situation gives the material a startling edge,
and though some moments are there to simply stroke his ego, they
nonetheless intrigue, baffle, anger or provoke the viewers in one
way or another. Anyone who walks out of the film without wanting
to discuss the issues further is probably lying about even seeing
the picture in the first place.
10 - PUNCH-DRUNK
LOVE
The latest of director P.T. Anderson's southern California-based
human vignettes doesn't feel obliged to break down barriers or follow
unconventional routes, but that's what makes it work on such a grand
level. "Punch-Drunk Love" is as sweet, honest, simple
and attractive as the greatest American films ever made, a lovely
little endeavor about two simple people who find innocent love amidst
a vulgar and harsh society that refuses to embrace them or their
simplistic needs. Emily Watson and Adam Sandler (!) are remarkably
charming during their brief but passionate romantic interludes,
and Anderson's camerawork often frames them in shots that almost
seem like they're smiling back at you.
The Runners-Up
In the bracket of achievements that follow the top ten, a total
of nine films were worthy enough to be mentioned. They are (alphabetically):
Gangs of New York, Martin Scorcese's vibrant period drama
that seamlessly uses history and conflict for its compelling look
at the dark side of humanity in the 19th century; Igby Goes Down,
an ensemble character study without all the glossy trimmings or
happy endings you would expect the filmmakers to conform to; Minority
Report, Spielberg's adaptation of the Phillip K. Dick short
story that literally leaps off the screen with its visuals; Panic
Room, a deliciously restless world in which David Fincher traps
(and reinvigorates) tricks and gimmicks from the classic Hitchcock
thrillers; Red Dragon, the prequel to the Hannibal Lecter
story which sees Hopkins' greatest achievement in the now-familiar
role; The Ring, a remake of a popular Japanese urban legend
film that somehow manages to twist itself along without resorting
to formula for its payoff; Signs, M. Nigh Shyamalan's third
and finest thriller, an engrossing investigative study of fear and
paranoia provoked by an oncoming alien invasion; Simone,
a brilliantly witty Hollywood satire that refuses to restrict itself
to logic; and Treasure Planet, perhaps the most adventurous
of the Disney cartoons in several years.
THE
WORST MOVIES OF 1998:
Now comes the
easy half of this laboring annual project! No matter where you
went or what you avoided, chances are the 2002 movie season let
off some pretty foul fumes on the theater screens. Just as the lion's
share of solid work belonged to the second half of the year, the
first sixth months seemed more like incessant dumping ground for
all the joyless and luckless Hollywood trash, nearly suffocating
any hope we might have initially had for a better future. Observe
the top ten worst films of the year and find yourself transported
back to a moment when even the latest "Star Wars" flick
looked more promising...
1 - ROLLERBALL
What can be said about this lame, choppy, grotesque and inept disaster
that wasn't said already in the original review from earlier in
2002? Nothing much, other than that it remains the single most putrid
and pathetic excuse for entertainment seen this side of "Universal
Soldier." "Rollerball" takes the bar of cinematic
stupidity down to a step it hasn't even nearly approached since
the turn of the millennium, and if the studio thinks that an "unrated"
DVD version filling in all those annoying little camera chops and
cuts was going to help matters, they were dreadfully mistaken. How
can we cut any movie slack when it spends 15 minutes running around
in night vision for some unexplained reason, anyway?
2 - FORMULA
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If there was any movie that actually deserved all sorts of
those fore mentioned chops and cuts, it would be this incredibly
vulgar and spiteful action comedy starring Samuel L. Jackson, which
spends a good chunk of its time running around trying to come up
with as many gross-out ploys as it can (minus the accompanying laughs).
Skinheads tricked into diarrhea, limeys bashing each other's skulls
in with golf clubs, full rooms of people mowed down by hit men,
drug ring leaders who explode after ingesting chemicalsthe
only thing missing from this equation is a handbag for those who
have to witness it all unfold.
3 - EIGHT
CRAZY NIGHTS
Adam Sandler hasn't exactly had the best reputation at the cinema
over the years, but he seemed to be striving for credibility when
he starred in the wonderful "Punch-Drunk Love" just a
few months ago. Unfortunately, all hopes for a turnaround were dashed
when this mean-spirited and annoying animated comedy galloped into
theaters without much warning. In it, Sandler voices three charactersa
rebellious adolescent who resembles himself, a basketball coach
with two different-sized feet named Whitey, and his bald bucktoothed
sister Eleanor.The task of finding out who is the least irksome
of these three characters, alas, is like pulling teeth without anesthetic.
4 - SLACKERS
What in the world was anyone thinking when they came up with this
concept? What could possibly justify a theatrical release for a
movie in which losers of every shape and size are thrown at the
audience without so much as a hint of regard? "Slackers"
is aptly titled because that's exactly what kind of audience it
is reaching forpeople who are too lazy to care that their
senses and intelligence are being incredibly insulted from one sequence
to the next. In it, three guys are caught cheating on a test and
are blackmailed into setting up a nerd with the local college cutie,
but one of them soon realizes he's falling for the targeted babe.
This is yet another gross-out comedy that strives to take the genre
to lengths it has never gone before, but unlike most other films,
this one is crude and obscene simply for the sake of following a
popular pattern. Now if that doesn't say "Slacker," then
what else does?
5 - KNOCKAROUND
GUYS
A glance at the cast list for this mob-based shoot-em-up will easily
imply something promisingwhat else would you expect from something
that features Vin Diesel, Dennis Hopper and John Malkovich?but
that, of course, is the film's most misleading flaw. "Knockaround
Guys" is a corpse of an endeavor that literally has to undergo
CPR on screen, a slow and shapeless work that lacks any kind of
energy whatsoever beyond introducing characters and throwing them
into meandering dialogue exchanges and clichéd mob confrontations.
It would be easy to say the movie is just plain awful, but that
statement would be ignoring the bigger picture: this travesty doesn't
even build up enough energy to make us hate it.
6 - SNOW
DOGS
Movies about animalsespecially those that are unleashed by
Disneyseem to have a bad tendency of blurring the lines between
plausibility and absurdity, and "Snow Dogs" is the latest
in a long line of their child-based live action vehicles that refuses
to be charming or respectable for one second. Reflecting the career
of its once-reputable star Cuba Gooding, Jr., the movie slogs its
way from one scene to the next as if it's all just for the sake
of reaching a climax. Nothing ever fits together or even comes off
as amusing; the writing is bland, the focus is disjointed, and the
dogs themselves look like they've been trapped in the headlights
of a speeding car. Too bad we can't say we're surprised, though.
7 - PUMPKIN
If there's one thing worse than bad movies with bad endings, it's
bad movies with multiple bad endings. The character satire
"Pumpkin," which stars Christina Ricci as a sorority girl
who falls for a mentally-challenged boy she is assigned to coach
for the special Olympics, builds an infuriating plot, matches it
with sitcom-like characters, and then refuses to resolve the issues
even when we're manipulated time and time again into believing everything
is at an end. Just when we think a resolution has played out, the
film pulls us back down to reality and then throws more stupidity
at us, sometimes for very long periods of time. In fact, once the
movie actually does conclude, we're still not completely sure.
8 - ORANGE
COUNTY
Almost like the polar opposite of "Adaptation," this immensely
dull comedy is about an aspiring writer who, for one reason or another,
simply cannot find a path to success with everyone in his family
interfering along the way. His solution? Write a story about the
losers that keep him down, of course! Colin Hanks, son to Tom, takes
on the lead role, while Jack Black, a man who is often seen in these
kinds of supporting roles, plays the obnoxious and deadbeat brother
whounlike the movie he's trapped inmight actually have
a trick or two up his sleeve.
9 - STEALING
HARVARD
Jason Lee and Tom Green star as friends who resort to a career of
crime in order to pay for a Harvard college fund that one of them
promised to their niece when she was a little girl. Any vehicle
containing either of these two "actors" is bound to include
even more toilet humor than the one before it, and "Stealing
Harvard" delivers on that promise. Unfortunately, all of its
jokes and sight gags feel like early drafts from better comedies,
and none of them really ever inspire a reaction (other than blank
stares or frustrated pouts).
10 - GHOST
SHIP
As it turns out, the most hilarious movie of the year doesn't even
try to be funny. "Ghost Ship," the third from the Dark
Castle Entertainment group which insists on remaking all sorts of
old 1950s/60s low-budget horror movies makes a fatal error in judgment
that even "House on Haunted Hill" and "Thirteen Ghosts"
managed to avoid: trying to be taken seriously. Even then, this
sea-based scarefest might have had some redeeming qualities if the
visuals were somewhat striking to look at, but alas they're not.The
movie disappoints even those who were expecting something less than
zero.
The Runners-Up
It would be nice to say that Hollywood's garbage chute didn't toss
out any more waste in 2002, but that would be an ignorant statement
for anyone to make on any given year. In keeping with tradition,
the local multiplex also saw itself bombarded with heaps of other
stinkers, which include (more than likely among others): Collateral
Damage, a badly-realized and offensive action flick about terrorism;
The Country Bears, the most unnerving and creepy kids movie
to be released since "Jack Frost"; Impostor, a
cheesy and thankless science fiction character study that experienced
several release delays for a reason; Jason X, the formulaic
tenth film about Jason Vorhees that simply refuses to have fun with
its futuristic concept; Resident Evil, the latest in a long
line of video games turned into brainless and ugly action pictures;
Secretary, an offbeat character study that lacks any hint
of satisfaction in its S&M-laced atmosphere; Solaris,
Steven Soderbergh's joyless and shapeless space epic that asks lots
of questions without actually having answers; Tuck Everlasting,
another one of these dry and clichéd screen adaptations of
famous children's literature; and Unfaithful, a cold and
savage relationship drama that was actually much better when it
was called "Fatal Attraction."
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2003, David Keyes, Cinemaphile.org.
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